"... just got out of that last bar before the geezer came back, took a swig of beer and realised it wasn't quite what he ordered.."
"So now I've found a nice quiet little shady place, where I can really get down to some serious relaxation. Mind you, I'm not impressed with the size of the beer glasses here. (I wonder what me old mate Maffo's up to back in Blighty.? Bet he's really missing me)"